Meet the Government of India:Honest and Effective

Here is a short introduction to Government of India:

1. PM is a school student moving from one test to another (read Scam to Scam) and not a leader.
2. Agriculture and Aviation Minister have been busy minding cricket and IPL and running Air India into ground while food inflation flies.
3. The Finance minister watches as new scams are being unearthed.His ministry has the most vital pieces of information available so he should be the one who is most accountable.
4. Home minister is opposed by his own Party, colleagues and allies in tackling Maoism.
5. One of the bills of the Education minister who is now handling telecom was killed by his own partys' MPs.
6. The Railway minister is too busy tending to West Bengal while Railway projects get further delayed.
7. Textile and Chemical ministry are being run by members of one of the most corrupt political clans in India.
8. Steel minister is being investigated by the government of his state.
9. The Heavy Industry ministry is being manned by a person who organised a guided tour for a film director in aftermath of a terror attack.
10. The Foreign minister is ignorant of Diplomacy.
11. The Sports minister is so brilliant, PM asked him to shut up midway of a presentation.
12. Armed forces modernisation is stuck under Defence Minister St Antony.
13. The policy of Environment Minister are more unpredictable than the weather despite global warming.
14. Petroleum Minister is an old loyalist to Mr MDA.
15. One reform which everybody from a lowly businessman all the way upto PM agrees upon is Labor laws and who is our Labor minister by the way?