Monday, May 31, 2010

Welcome to India:We are like that onlee

A Response to Sean Paul Kelly's Reflections on India:

A good one.Straight from the gut.A more sanitised version but equally hard hitting is 'Is India a flailing State' by Lan Pritchett of Harvard,(do a simple google search and you will find it.I hope if the mail is allowed to be posted to the group,one can take the liberty of uploading it on the web and tweeting it. I wish this gets publicised well as a common experience and not because some former high and mighty has written it. India really is a tough place to travel for a backpacker and some travel here precisely for this reason.The author should read the history of his forefathers many of whom died simply because of the dirt and filth and heat of the subcontinent.


Kelley also exhibits a very good business opportunity for servicing the back packers better.There already are Internet cafes that take care of ticket booking(train/bus/air you name it).hotel booking,adventure sports, people so enamored of the white skin they will drop you at your destination if you so much as ask directions,no doubt GPS does not work here.There is no such thing as rural hospitals,we are not there yet. He forgot to talk about the awful Internet connectivity we have but did someone tell him that we have one of the world's cheapest call rates. There are public health centers though which leave a lot to be desired but at the same time we have best in the world and highly innovative models of Dr Devy shetty, Shankara netralya,Arvind Eye Care,Jaipur foot. Does Kelly know that a lot of westerners are travelling to India for high end treatment because it would cost them a bomb back home after an endless wait.

Rubbish;yes we recently made a beginning by identifying how dirty we actually are and not surprisingly we are officially dirty if not filthy.not a single city in India made the cut for the Clean in a recent survey.The filth is a problem of too much development in too small a time.Remember that at a comparative stage of development the western cities were full of filth and dirt much worse than ours.

Our Ports used to be a mess,they still are behind the global benchmarks but we have made good progress otherwise our trade wont be booming. Roads again are a function of economic activity and comparison with Thailand is unfair since their per capita income has been more than twice for far too many years.

That is not to deny that there are cultural traits unique to Indians and the delight that we get in throwing our household dirt on the street or in front of neighbours home can only be relished by us only.

By the way,is there any other country which transports 50 million people a day?There should be tourists coming to India to see just that.

Yes, we are like that only.But what the hell,we are progressing and we shall become developed in not too distant a future.Despite all its problems I would always prefer India to the best of All the 50 countries that this person has traveled to including Ethiopia.

PS: Kelly was lucky he did not leave long enough here otherwise we would have savaged the civilized like we have done to Russians in Goa

Sean Paul Kelley is a former Morgan Stanley Asset Management executive,did Marketing for Solar Wind and now a traveller,blogger and a budding writer(My impression from About Me section from his blog)

Sunday, February 21, 2010

नींद-चैन

नींद कहाँ है
चैन कहाँ है |
नींद वहां है
चैन जहाँ है||
चैन नहीं है
नींद नहीं है|
नींद नहीं है
चैन नहीं है||

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Rejoice, Pune has arrived

Finally, at long last, Pune has arrived. It took a little long coming, but better late then never. What kind of cultural capital it would be otherwise and what culture. Every other city had it and Pune had not. Chennai, Delhi, Kolkatta, Mumbai, Banglore and Hyderabad had it, not once, but repeatedly. Even a God forsaken place like Malegaon had it and not Pune. Very unfair.
Now we, the Punekars, can also have our pride of place alongwith cities Global, sharing sisterhood with New York, London, Madrid and Bali. The irony of it is that Pune has a history of nurturing patriots expert in making and throwing Bombs. And yet it took so long.

Even if Raj Thackrey and his wise brother might not certify it, but a little part of me is Punekar. And that part feels elated and overjoyed at distinction of being the resident of a city that has arrived. Of what use is the real estate price escalation, if the City has not arrived.

I wonder if Sakubai will be feeling the same joy and elation. Even though she has arrived from her village and earns 10x of her MG-NREGA wages in her village. She might have 'arrived' in her own little world, being a cynosure of her village folks. The village folks might be dreading the arrival of a different sort. The arrival due to arrival of modern day Robin hoods. But the arrival of cattle can hardly be called arrival for it is transient. The cattles have to leave next morning.

But as per city dwellers' 'standards' she has not arrived, not yet. She and her little kids still carry water from far away pipe, keeping alive ancient village tradition. The kids still go to Municipal 'School' and there is not even a remote possibility that she might have hared of International School even if they happen to be named after 'mass' leaders like Sharad Pawar. Even though she owns Color TV with Tata Sky and a Fridge, its unlikely she know heads or tails of what is EMI. Forget EMI, she does not even have medical insurance having spent 10% of her monthly income for 1 Day hospitalisation of her daughter.I wonder what the Bomb blast means to her and her drunkard husband.

Meanwhile, things have already started getting normal. Pune will enjoy the welcome attention for some more days till the time some other city 'arrives' and steals the thunder from it.

Death

Death is painful,
more so,
if incomplete
more so,
if slow.

Development (Real)

Behold,
Here comes the Development
All 36 Billion feet of it
Six to each
lie down and enjoy

Marching in Kilo sized packets
Go grab it, or wait
for the next berth
till the next birth

No label

कुत्रैया
भोंक रिया
भों भों
बुढिया
खांस रिया
खों खों
छोकरिया
नाच रिया
पों पों
छोकरया
फूंक रिया
धौं धौं

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

बच्चे का खून

बच्चे का खून
ज्यादा आंदोलित क्यूँ करता है
क्योंकि उसकी उम्र कम है ?
उसने अपने हिस्से की जिंदगी नहीं जी है ?
या कि वह निर्बल है ?
या इसलिए कि वह मासूम है ?
अभी उसकी बचपन के अलावा कोई पहचान नहीं है ?